Do you own a real dildo at this time? Or are you looking forward to welcoming a new friend with open arms? If you live alone, the coming of a realistic dildo can be quite an event. However, if you live with family members or have purchased a realistic dildo without your partner’s knowledge, the dildo could inspire not only excitement but also anxiety. The guilt-tripping factor could be a fear of Mom finding it or an argument with your partner if they happen upon your realistic dildo.
If your goal is to secretly own a lifelike dildo with no one the wiser, there are many confidentiality considerations to keep in mind This includes secret transportation, discreet delivery, and secret storage of your realistic dildo. Not sure what to do next? This also will be given a full, step-by-step guide in this blog.
How to buy a realistic penis without being detected?
To have your purchase come discreetly, you need to make sure that you do not provide any indication of the fact that you are buying something that’s realistic. In this age, people can buy too and not help to think about what others would consider with the rise of e-shopping. Although the merchant may promise that the item will be shipped discreetly, in fact, your credit card may be stolen. Make sure that PayPal is selected as your payment method to fix this issue. This guarantees your purchase will remain truly discreet, as the name that appears on your credit card statement will only be that of the selling company, not the product name.
So, how do you get a realistic penis discreetly?
Arrange a time before your delivery package is dropped off. A courier will not suddenly have a message for you saying your delivery is five minutes away, and you do not want to be that person on the phone during the family gathering. However, to avoid any awkward situations, we recommend that you choose a time when all household members are out of town for court or other purposes. Not only will this save you from embarrassment, but you will also at least be able to assess if your real dildo is of decent quality and if there was any damage to the packaging when it arrives.
How to discreetly hide your realistic dildo?
If you want to hide your realistic dildo safely long-term, consider hiding places that few other people are likely to enter, besides you. We will consider this issue separately for people living with your family and people living with your wife.
Storing your realistic dildo in your closet
We are sorry that you are somewhere where you have a luxurious, personalised closet, and this is quite possibly the best place for you to hide your realistic dildo. First of all, a closet is a very intimate place, and no one has access to it; there are fewer chances that your parents or siblings will barge in and start rummaging through your wardrobe. They’re in no danger if you wrap your realistic dildos up, lay them flat on the floor of your closet, and build up a barrage of clothes you never wear over and around them. Your relatives won’t stumble upon your real dildos even if you invite them over to your room and wardrobe.
However, this is not how you should live with your partner, because they may need to open the closet to bypass your clothing.
Discreetly lay your realistic dildo under the bed
If you live with your family, hiding your life-size dildo under the bed might be the most practical advice. There is no denying that nobody in our house would ever come into your room without knocking at the door. Mom might help you clean your room once in a while, but you are choosing to do it on your own to avoid someone finding the 5 stains around your room that are hidden under your bed.
Under the bed is a great place to hide things, but not a realistic dildo. So, it’s better to protect your realistic dildos by putting them in some realistic dildo case before hiding them. This will help avoid the buildup of dust on your realistic dildos, which can lead to skin contamination and degradation, causing a decrease in the lifespan of your dildos.
If you share a home with a family member, the strategies outlined above are relevant. If you live with a partner, the next two methods will be better.
Make the most of your garage stash
Besides parking, our garage usually serves for storing some maintenance equipment. And if you maintain your own property, you are highly unlikely to have these maintenance tools removed by someone else. At worst, your wife might merely look around the garage and drive away.
You can organise the garage and keep the life-like dildos in containers in a hidden part of your space, masking it with some repair tools. This will stop your wife from having any maxims.
“Throw” your dildo into the utility room
The rest of you would assume if your wife is in a garage a lot, probably nobody ever goes down into the subterranean utility room. Since she may visit occasionally, you might also have things she seldom uses in storage, and the utility room may be so volatile that even your wife will not know what’s in there, let alone use it. All you need is a pile of debris to mix beautifully packaged realistic dildos in, and then you just surround it with other junk. Now, this new thing in your utility room is sure to be ignored by your wife.
Closing Remarks
Now you have a few good ways to hide a realistic dildo from your wife or your family. Most of these tactics are simple, easy to implement, and require little effort. No, well, you can always wrap your own special way to keep your mokanayor from getting the skin booed. We hope these tips will help you keep your forced dildo away from your husband.
Finally, if you are married or in a committed relationship, check with your spouse before buying a forced dildo. In the case of a realistic dildo, it would be a pleasure to buy and truly enjoy one with your wife’s permission. Your spouse is not guaranteed to discover you, and in fact, you can share in the fun with them as well.